An Age 35 Progress Report

I’m turning 35 years old tomorrow. Here’s a list of things I thought I’d have accomplished by age 35, and a note about my progress on each:

 Settle down with my dream girl and begin a family: Yes!  In progress as we speak.
Become a TV or Radio personality. – Had a radio show, did some TV [...]

Baby Zak Update: He’s almost 2 (months)!

Baby Zak is now almost 2 months old! He is beyond cute (all parent’s say that, right?) but in our case, it’s absolutely true! Those of you who’ve seen the pics can attest! Ok, ok, enough doting on my part!
Mary and I are getting more sleep now, as Zak sleeps for 4-5 hours [...]

Joe’s Blog Bout: Buffy vs. Richard Marx

Buffy “The Vampire Slayer” Summers (1-0 in Joe Blog bouts) takes on the challenger, 80’s crooner Richard Marx in what should be a cake-walk for the lethal vixen.
Buffy Summers

Strengths (we’ve been over these before):

Near super-human strength
Superhuman agility and reflexes
Mixed martial arts mastery
super-healing ability

Weaknesses:

Handsome, bleached blonde male vampires in long leather coats
Handsome, dark, brooding male vampires

Richard [...]

Voice Cracks and Hairy Armpits

Back in 1987, when Debbie Gibson was ‘Only in My Dreams’, I was in the midst of a metamorphosis. I was 14 going on 18.
I was one of THOSE boys. You know, the kid who had facial hair before everyone, the one who was several inches taller than his classmates? When I was 11, a [...]